Baby: <nods and then sees a package of cookies in a bag> Yep! And there are these cookies here.
Me: <trying again> No, really, what have you learned in tap class?
Me: Have you learned the shuffle/step? <I demonstrate>
<Baby laughs at me>
Baby: No! Not the shuffle! I learned how to stomp my feet!
Me: Really? Like, just to make noise?
(Her sister told me later that Baby has never worn tap shoes or attended tap class yet. She made it all up)
Sister: Baby, do you know where we are going?
Baby: Sarah and Marc's?
Sister: Nope, not there. Think about it. I told you. Where are we going?
Baby: <whispers> Cinderella's Castle.