Episode 1: Caught doing embarrassing things
<Annie and I drive up to catch our friend Wil taking pictures of a culvert>
Me: Oooh, what's new with the draining? Did all that rain last night get backed up?
Wil: Umm...I can't believe I got caught being nerdy.
Annie: We love it. We love seeing you get excited about your field of study.
<Joseph comes out to join us>
Annie: Joseph, how did your date go?
Me: Oh yeah, how was your date last night?
Annie: Last night? You went on a date last night?
Joseph: Yeah, it was good.
Annie: Who did you go with that last night?
Me: Wait, who did you go with that other time?
Annie: Oh wait, maybe we don't want to know.
Me: Why don't we want to know?
<Annie looks at me and I look at her. Then we look at Wil and Joseph and Joseph shrugs>
... <awkward silence>
Wil: So, yeah. That happened.
Me: So, wait, why did we have to stop talking about Joseph's date?
Annie: I think Wil's interested in her! They're asking out the same girl.
Me: Oh, awkward!
<Annie sees me in the kitchen sitting in front of the oven>
Annie: Are you seriously watching the garlic bread toast?
Annie: <laughs> But why?
Me: Last time, it all burned.
Annie: So, you're going to watch it this whole time?
Me: Yes! The smoke alarm went off! Jerry is probably upstairs laughing at my pathetic attempts to cook. I'm determined not to burn it all again.