My roommates and I started a quote wall and it seems I run circles around my roommates when it comes to saying funny things. Except, rereading them all, I'm realizing, I'm not funny so much as I am awkward and kind of ditzy-sounding.
"My facebook doesn't know who I am"
"I need to get all my geese in a row"
I try to tell stories and it's like I'm a stand-up comedian but I don't get my own jokes.