Watching Baby put on shoes:
Sister: Wrong foot! You know, you'd think the odds of a kid putting the shoe on the wrong foot would be 50/50. It's more like 90/10.
Looking at fruit in the grocery store:
Me: <pointing to apples> What are these?
Me: Good job! <pointing to oranges> What are these?
Me: Nope, they're oranges. <pointing to limes> What are these?
Playing with her toys:
Me: What is that?
Baby: <hands me a bear that has a green jewel on it>
Me: Hmm...<I turn it over> Oh! It's your birth month!
Baby: No, it's not. It's a bear!
Me: Who is that? <pointing to her backpack>
Baby: It's Dora!
Me: Who's her friend?
Me: And who is Erin's favorite character?
Baby: I'm bigger than Mommy.
Me: You're bigger than Mommy?
Baby: Yep! I'm bigger than Erin too.
Me: Oh, really?
Sister: Yesterday, she said she was as big as Mommy.
Me: Wow, Baby you jump as high as Mommy!
Baby: Mommy needs to jump.
Sister: No, I'm cooking.
Baby: Mommy, I really want you to jump please.
Sister: Ok. Here I go. <jumps>
Baby: <claps her hands> Yay!