Missing my niece today.
Here was one of our latest conversations:
Me: Do you want to come to church with me today?
Baby: <very quickly> I already went to church today; that's why I'm wearing this purple dress.
Me: Wow, ok then.
Sister: You didn't go to church today.
Baby: <shrugs> Oh.
(As though the fact that her making up this elaborate explanation and it turning out to be false was no big deal)
My sister also told me about Baby's opinion about Stake Conference:
I don't like this church. They don't have nursery and we don't get bread and water.