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Friday, June 3, 2011

Alien Research

Dear Self,

Count your blessings that you're not married....

Because then you'd want to have kids....

And due to the massive amounts of iodine that you deal with on a daily basis,

I'm pretty sure your kids would end up purple and they'd fluoresce orange under green laser light....

Love,
Me
When I searched for "purple alien kids"
this actually showed up.  Made in Japan.  $2 USD

4 comments:

  1. You wouldn't need those matching shirts at Disney World...

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  2. Is that Alien a soft cuddly doll? I think that's hilarious.

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  3. It's actually an eraser. About an inch big. But still hilarious, right?

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