Some recent conversations in my life:
Baby: I like your water bottle. Can I borrow it?
Me: No, sorry. I'm actually borrowing that water bottle from a friend. I can't lend it to you.
Baby: <smiling> Can I keep it?
Me: Hahaha, no sorry.
Baby: <laughing> Can I steal it?
Sister: She's quite proud of herself for learning what these words mean.
Me: Maybe you need an Aaron to be a spokesperson for you. (referencing Moses)
Friend: Have you ever met a technical person as good with words as I am?
Me: Oh yeah, good point.
Judy and Berlin are singing church children's songs: Hello (Jello), Popcorn Popping, You've Had a Birthday, etc.
Me: You two have learned so many songs in Primary! Do you sing any songs about Jesus?
Judy and Berlin: Noooo
After acting out the story of Ruth and Boaz, in which my two students acted out getting engaged to each other
S: <joking> I totally have a huge crush on J.
J: <embarrassed> I don't want to marry a girl who is taller than I am. S, come over here, how tall are you?
P: I have a crush on three people: Me, Myself and I.
P: When a girl asks me to go to prom one day, I'm going to tell her, 'sorry, I'm already taking my mom.'
(Which is so cute from a 10 year old boy but I have a feeling he'll change his tune when he's 17.)