Dear Self,
When you hurriedly chat to your sister, "brb. RAIN" so that you could go dance in the sudden torrential downpour outside your apartment and you come back sopping wet to find said sister wondering if you were suddenly (and randomly) excited about the Korean pop star, I think it's safe to assume everyone thinks/knows you're crazy.
Love,
Me
Dear Kpop,
Do you know what 'supersonic' and 'hypertonic' even mean? Why put them into a song, then, about taxis? It makes me want to respond in kind by writing songs with random Korean words that rhyme. What do you think of 아줌마 가지마 ? Don't Go, Auntie! I think it's going to be a great hit.
Love,
Me
Dear Korean Netizens,
I understand the impressiveness of good English from Koreans; I myself get excited to hear it. However, if the person speaking English was born and raised in America, don't you think you should be more concerned if they don't speak English well?
Love,
Me
Dear Taiwan,
Now that you've put out a good drama, I simultaneously lay in giddy anticipation of the next episode and in anxious expectation that you'll ruin it all. In any case, it's a refreshing change from the usual predictable story warmed over a million times and it makes me feel like the fan girl/ drama addict that everyone thinks I am.
Love,
Me
Dear William Wei,
Your music is amazing and your English is superb. I hope you like Americans because I've decided you're marrying my youngest sister whether you (or she) like it or not. I must have you in the family!
Love,
Me
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| My sister specified once she wanted a man with guitars. Check and check. |
And he's Asian! That's a bonus check!
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