This is what happened on my way to the library today: I slipped on ice and slammed to the ground.
This was my thought process:
After this thought process, a number of other questions flooded my mind:
"I wonder how Hasebe is handling physical therapy?" "How did his slip cause knee damage while mine appears to be ankle damage?"
"Oh, wait, is my ankle going to be ok? Wouldn't it be bad if I actually sprained it?"
"Looks like I can stand on it. That's good."
"Oh, it hurts. I hope that it's not serious."
Hours later, my ankle is not swollen or anything but it definitely hurts every time I move it.
On a different note, yesterday, I found this on my friend's car. It's a happy snowman!