Saturday, October 29, 2011

Saturday

Dear NSF,

Your search engine makes me smile: Whenever I type in the acronym for one of your programs (EAPSI) you always ask, "Did you mean 'pepsi'?"  How is 'pepsi' somehow more relevant?  How much were you paid to endorse this product?  I'm very curious.

Love,
Me


Dear Mother Nature,

It was like a 30 second preview - "Winter!  It's coming!"  Next time, more snow, less slush.  Otherwise, loved it!

Love,
Me


Dear Wolves,

You tried so hard.  I could feel your strong effort all the way over here in America, despite the two minute lag on the ticker and the live German broadcast.  Mandzukic was left utterly confused.  Me too.  We had better possession and more shots on goal.  I still believe in you.

Love,
Me


Dear Yoshida-san,

You're a dear and a doll.  Can we be friends?  No, seriously.  No?  Seriously?

Love,
Me


Dear UK,

You get to set your clocks back an hour tonight.  The problem with living a global community is that sometimes you think that such things apply to you too.  I was excited for a few minutes before I got set straight.  Only 1 week to go and counting...

Love,
Me

1 comment:

  1. Hey, don't forget that I got to set my clock back, too. This means that for 1 week you and I are only 5 hours apart! We should talk lots on the phone to make the week really worthwhile. :)

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